Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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