i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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