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(810): View more from Michigan

You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish

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Experience is the best teacher

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(847): View more from Illinois

I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery

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(702): View more from Nevada

Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm

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(708): View more from Illinois

Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.

(773): View more from Illinois

We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?

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(516): View more from New York

Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys

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(416): View more from Toronto

im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???

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(703): View more from Virginia

It wasn't my fault.

(330): View more from Ohio

You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.

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