ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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