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garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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