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I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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