He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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