i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I'm experimenting with sincerity
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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