Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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