He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
