bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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