Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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