dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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