Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
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