Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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