Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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