yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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