Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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