we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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