Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
His hands were made for my vagina.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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