they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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