i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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