3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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