Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
He kissed a someone with a penis
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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