you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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