He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Randomize
