so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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