I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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