But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
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