Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
operation have a gay friend backfired
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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