Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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