if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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