Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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