Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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