they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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