halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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