I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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