? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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