Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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