i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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