okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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