But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Randomize
