woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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