doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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