i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Randomize
