dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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