This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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