Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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