Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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