I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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