Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
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